Nothing excites compassion,
in friend and foe alike,
as much as the sight of
you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with
your propeller buried six feet under.

My friends,
as I have discovered myself,
there are no disasters,
only opportunities.

And, indeed,
opportunities for fresh disasters.

Boris Johnson, MP (UK, Conservative). from a Daily Telegraph editorial he wrote on being fired from a shadow government post.

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